Work For Yourself-Not Someone Else

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical
alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous
virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even
electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your
colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever -
DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your
private life entirely. If you should come into contact
with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and
purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer
Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly
until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to
someone you know that needs it. If you do not know
anyone, you have definitely been infected and WORK is,
sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.

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