Holy Cow Bypass Endless Phone Menus

We all try to avoid the dreaded call to
the credit card company, bank or cable
provider, etc. yes?

Try this next time to bypass the phone
menu abyss. Just start swearing a little.
I know some of us do that anyway, however it
seems that some of these phone systems are
now recognizing this dialog "bad words" as
a frustrated customer and connect you
directly to an actual human.